Reasons why it rocks to have a mo

We think the benefits are obvious as to why a moustache is an absolutely essential accessory for any face - if only for the sheer hairy awesomeness of it.

But for those who perhaps the brilliance of the 'tache has yet to take hold, here are some very convinving reasons as to why you should get on board HMS Moustachnica.

1. All famous moustachioed folk have cool jobs, such as pirate, hypnotist, father figure to a superhero, police chief, lead singer of glam rock bands.

2. Blame regarding the tragic running over of your neighbour's cat/dog/grandma can easily be placed on "your evil twin".

3. People tend to pay more heed to warnings you give, such as, "Beware the moors", "There's a storm brewing..." and "Low fat milk IS higher in sugar."

4. Your impression of Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf is so much damn better.

5. Your impression of Bea Arthur in The Golden Girls is so much damn better.

You can also score free burgers, but only if you live over east. Boooooo, we say to that - BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Would any West Australian chains be willing to come to the party with such a deal?